Apparently there’s not much I won’t do for radio…

I’ve eaten tomatoes << my pet hate!!

Done the cinnamon challenge, drank three shots of pure lemon juice and rapped on radio.
But last week I went speed dating with Sam FM listeners and we recorded the whole thing!

Cringe, embarrassing, awkward doesn’t even cover it.

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We got listeners to register online and Carl chose three “bachelors”.

Each of them recorded a little message describing themselves and of course a classic chat up line. We played these throughout the week running up to Valentines Day and on the Saturday we met at Coal Grill and Bar.

I say “we met” one actually stood me up (brutal I know).

Bachelor No.1 an older chap who was a keen runner, lovely man turned out he is running The Grizzly ( a mini marathon in my home town) and a keen listener … But shock horror we weren’t a match.

Bachelor No.2 a young comedian who also listens every day who bought me gifts! A toy elephant, elephant sweets (apparently I mentioned elephants on the show once) and a brick… It’s not as strange as it sounds. We spoke about it on our feature Fakers Carl said either A Victorians didn’t sign valentines cards as it was unlucky or B they gave bricks for Valentines as a symbol of wanting to build a life together. Steady on mate we just met. Despite the gifts, we were not a match.

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If you’re wondering why? Because it was a radio feature and I’m not that desperate!

The following week we played the dates out on air AND of course I left a voice-mail with the guy who stood me up.

Whatever next? 

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